[TigersEye]

I live in England, and I read somewhere recently that they are planning on banning citrus fruit for health and safety reasons.

Common sense tells me you must be kidding. Experience tells my you're probably not.

[yank in the UK]

“Common sense tells me you must be kidding. Experience tells my you’re probably not.”

You couldn’t make this stuff up.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Why not ban Cricket Bats next—They kill people? What about beer bottles? cars kill people too—lets ban them all!