Yaaay...!
After building GIRLS schools in Afghanistan, and trying to start FEMINISM there, NOW for the topper we will —what?— jump over the moon? NOPE..!
Think bigger..!
We’ll SAVE AFRICA FROM **SOMETHING**..!!!
Ya want YOUR kid fighting there? Huh...? For anything...?
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT..!!!
Kenya must be saved to become the fifty first state. Then he can declare himself retroactively eligible for the Presidency