[fattigermaster]

Boats are ladies, and if you're a butt man like me you always have to weigh how good a woman looks walking away.

Yikes. Barge butt.

[tet68]

The good ship Venus.....wasn’t there a song about
that?

Twas on the good ship Venus, / By God you should have seen us, / The figurehead was a whore in bed / And the mast the Captain’s penis.

Etc, etc.