[I Drive Too Fast]

Pole vault?

[TwelveOfTwenty]

Blonde and buff All-American mom Suzy Favor Hamilton confessed Thursday to leading a sordid double-life as a high-flying $600-an-hour call girl after she was outed by TheSmokingGun.com.

“I realize I have made highly irrational choices and I take full responsibility for them,”

I wonder if any of the idiots who paid her $600.00 an hour have also realized their stupid choices and accepted responsibility for them.

[Venturer]

It is a crazy story and she admits her husband tried to talk her out of it.

Kinda hard on the kids too.

Makes you wonder why the husband didn’t leave.

[rfp1234]

Biathlon, homoathlon, or heteroathlon?

[eldoradude]

[Lizavetta]

When are the euphemisms of “escort” and “call girl” going to be replaced by the more accurate term of “prostitute”?

[mikrofon]

At $600 an hour, she’s more like Suzy Do-No-Favor Hamilton...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

WWLD?

(What would Laz do?)

[relictele]

The IOC will be very unhappy. They usually charge billions for an Olympic screwing. Suzy is sabotaging the market.

[JRandomFreeper]

If it ain't sporty, it ain't good.

That said, I've given up buying houses for women that hate me, and all of that.

Celibacy has an appeal of it's own.

After the first decade, anyway.

/johnny

[BerryDingle]

Well, it’s a heluva lot more honorable than being a car dealer or politician.

[montomike]

Definitely “Not Guilty”.

[Chickensoup]

I am not sure being a 600 dollar call girl is sorid. Mattress on one’s back hiking the street is sorid.

[Andrei Bulba]

First Olivia on Pawn Stars, and now this.

[nascarnation]

Gotta be great when your 7 yr old daughter comes home from school and asks “Mom, what’s an escort?”

[supremedoctrine]

I forgive you, Suzy.
Even if you have a hard time forgiving yourself.
If you ever need somebody to talk to......

[Solson]

I used to have a HUGE crush on her. For $600, I guess I missed my shot.

[brewcrew]

[OrangeHoof]

This is what the Obama economy has done. Even the well-off have to find additional sources of income to obtain the lifestyles they have come to expect.

I guess that’s another “job created”, right Bammy?

[Revolting cat!]