[Mr. Jeeves]

I am still seeing this being a very slow Christmas shopping season.

You're not wrong. Lots of people driving to the mall and parking and walking around and...just looking.

[citizen]

Let’s each start a shoe shining buisness. I shine your shoes and you shine mine.

If we can convince a third person to start a shoe shining buisness, we will have doubled our customer base. And then a fourth shoe shining business opens...

I don’t see how this business model can fail.