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To: Zakeet

The Left should propose:

1. Background checks on anyone applying for a driver's license. Said license to be summarily denied if the applicant (or any of his immediate family members) has any history of violent rages, mood disorders, or use of mood-altering drugs.

2. A 7-day "cooling-off period" when trying to rent a car. (You can sleep on the floor in front of the airport rental agency while you wait.)

3. A ban on "automatic" (i.e., equipped with automatic gear transmission) and "assault" vehicles (i.e., any vehicle with more than 2 horsepower).

4. A 1-gallon limit to the amount of fuel you can buy in one 24-hour period. (The Government knows what's best for you, and no one should really need to drive that much, anyway.)

5. Car-free zones in a 2-mile radius around bars, liquor stores, etc.

6. A ban on "Saturday Night Specials" (vehicles costing less than, say, $50,000).

This stuff just writes itself, doesn't it? At last: Now I know how Liberals think!


30 posted on 12/19/2012 5:37:20 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

>Perhaps a ban on full metal grills.

>Ban on all vehicles over a certain weight, reduce ft/lbs of energy during crash.

>Mandate steering wheel locks on all vehicles. Increase penalties for vehicle owners if a kid gains access to the vehicle.

>Put into place prohibitive taxes on all high octane fuel.

32 posted on 12/19/2012 5:46:25 AM PST by servantboy777
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