[jimsin]

What say we institute BRISTLE ZONES complete with signage...

'CAUTION WACKED OUT WOULD-BE KILLER/MISCREANTS, YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A 'BRISTLE ZONE' WE BRISTLE WITH OFFENSIVE WEAPONRY AND WE'RE ITCHING TO USE THEM ALL ON YOU.... HAVE A NICE DAY....OR... NOT'

(I AGREE WE'D HAVE TO DUMB DOWN THE LANGUAGE FOR THE KNOT HEADS BUT YOU GET THE IDEA)

[PLMerite]

I prefer something simpler:

STOP! YOU WILL BE KILLED.