Oh, they are not so bad.
A little pepper rub, grill over oak and mesquite, sprinkle on some fresh lemon juice.
mmmmmm...
“They should not even think about showing up in Texas, it’s just awful.”
You forgot to mention the huge grasshoppers. I once had a layover in Dallas and went outside to get some air and stretch my legs. It was humid and hot and there were these giant, horrifying, orange-green grasshoppers everywhere! It was like a horror movie.
If you are bug-a-phobic, stay out of Texas.
Oh, they are not so bad.
A little pepper rub, grill over oak and mesquite, sprinkle on some fresh lemon juice.
mmmmmm...