[lentulusgracchus]

You forgot to mention that Texas is the only State in the Union where good old boys are encouraged to take their artillery up in helicopters and kill hogs from the air.

Then they come back five hours later and hunt for coyotes over the dead hogs using night-vision rifle scopes and infra-red laser illuminators.

Turrible! Jus' turrible! If I was from Yale or Harvard, I'd NEVER come here!

[TLI]

Mexican riverine cartel pirates

Pirates. Son of a gun.

Didn't think about that one but I betcha we are the only State in the lower 48 "whats got Pie-rats."

Adding pirates to the post.

Then they come back five hours later and hunt for coyotes over the dead hogs using night-vision rifle scopes and infra-red laser illuminators.

Air Assault... Air Mobile.

Oh yeah, most definitely YEAH!

Adding Air Mobile Operations to the post.

What with the fire ants, pirates and Air Mobile Operations (aka "hunting") the post is getting a bit long.

But it's gettin goooood...

.p