[newheart]

so we can jump immediately and grab an attorney.

Yes, but the "vertically-challenged" may not be able to jump quite as high. So they get assistance.

[laweeks]

so we can jump immediately and grab an attorney.

Yes, but the "vertically-challenged" may not be able to jump quite as high. So they get assistance.

But since they're the last ones to know when it rains, they should be supplied with Obamabrellas to make up for years of expoitation.