[chessplayer]

Parties, too. Ban parties.

And happiness. Ban happiness.

People. Ban people.

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By all means lets use it up so hospitals can no longer use MRI machines. A kids party balloon is a much more important use for it. And happiness is impossible without have a helium filled party balloon. sarc/

[Lazamataz]

You have no idea of the power of the Party Balloon. Without it, children will be miserable. With unhappy children, why bother with MRI machines? Why would anyone want to live in a joyless, depressing world with no Party Balloons?

Should we toil at drudgery, day in and day out, only to have machines artificially keep us alive so that we can scrabble another root or tuber from a barren, lifeless landscape? What is the point of life without laughter, or happiness, or contentment?

Can you possibly be so jaded that you don't consider the QUALITY of life, more than just the number of days of a bleak, forbidding, horrific and joyless existence? Is it better to live more swiftly in an Eden, then it is to live a few more months in a gray, bleak, hopeless Gulag?