[frogjerk]

-- Dimon slamming stupid immigration policies, where we're pushing "the best and the brightest" immigrants away

We're not pushing ANYONE away! What planet is this idiot on?

[9YearLurker]

Of course we’re pushing people away—and often they are our best and brightest who come here for STEM PhDs, then can’t stay and settle here.

You want non-English-speaking illegal immigrants with 8th grade educations, on the other hand—we’ve got those by the tens of millions.