[Gay State Conservative]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. It’s all true, I swear.

Hey,that's good enough for me. ;-)

[Dixie Yooper]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile

Of course, this wouldn't make him the first of the pedophiles on the payroll at National Public Television.