Someone should stick that POS in a freezer for a while and see how he likes it.
Make sure he’s naked. The kittens didn’t have any clothes on, after all.
Guy picks the parrot he wants from the pet shop. Shop owner says - Oh no, you don’t want that one! He was owned by a pirate and he has a filthy mouth... cusses up a blue streak!
Guy says “Its cool - that is the one I want.”
Guy gets home, and after awhile, sure enough, the parrot starts cussing. Guy grabs parrot and stuffs him in the freezer.
Comes back 1/2 hour later and asks the parrot what he has to say for himself. Parrot says “I am so sorry sir. I cannot believe the language that came out of my beak. I apologize profusely, and it will never happen again... And by the way, what exactly did the turkey do?”