U.S. government confirms world won't end in 2012

politico44 ^ | 12/3/12 | BYRON TAU

[ColdOne]

The U.S. government is rebutting claims that the end is nigh.

"The world will not end on December 21, 2012, or any day in 2012," an unsigned USA.gov blog asserts.

Some New Age theorists believe that the ancient Mayan civilization predicted a late December doomsday for all of humanity. Others believe the date signifies the start of a new era. Their predictions are based on the idea that the Mayan Long Count calendar "ends" in 2012 — something that scholars say is a misrepresentation.

"False rumors about the end of the world in 2012 have been commonplace on the Internet for some time. Many of these rumors involve the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 (it won’t), a comet causing catastrophic effects (definitely not), a hidden planet sneaking up and colliding with us (no and no), and many others," the government asserts in the pos

[F15Eagle]

O’Bammy has blessed everything?

[tiki]

Well, that could be one way to fix the deficit....

[Happy Rain]

A government headed by chronic serial liar Obama?

Got a couple of hundred thousand worth of assets for sale for just a few cans of beans and a sleeping bag in which to kiss my fanny goodbye...

[VideoDoctor]

U.S. government confirms world won't end in 2012

So when did it become prudent to TRUST in anything that the Government said???

[Jeff Winston]

Just what I was thinking.

Damn.

[MAexile]

Well, we’re screwed.

[mountainlion]

If they know that it will not end then they probably decided to end it before the Mayan end.

[Rusty0604]

I am so thankful we have our government to tell me that, I have been so worried! Every million of dollars it cost them to research this was worth it!

[Alex Murphy]

"The world will not end on December 21, 2012, or any day in 2012," an unsigned USA.gov blog asserts.

"Those looking for refuge from the predicted Mayan Apocalypse should make alternate plans..."

[tet68]

How does that saying go?

Believe nothing until it’s officially denied.

[Charles Martel]

So when did it become prudent to TRUST in anything that the Government said???

I wasn't overly worried about the Mayan calendar thing. Until now.

[MeganC]

“The world will not end on December 21, 2012, or any day in 2012,”

That’s because $16 trillion in research proves that it already happened on January 20, 2009 right around noon Eastern time.

[greeneyes]

Oh Noooooooooo. I wasn’t worried till this. Government lies all the time. Now I might have to worry about it.

[gorush]

[TigersEye]

2013 is looking real good though.

[SandRat]

Well,...we know that America was murdered on Nov 6, 2012, by the ObammaBots.

[Scooter100]

All of the doomsday, end-of-the-world, prophets throughout recorded history have been wrong, as far as I can tell. Not exactly a sterling record......of course, you never know....

"Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. "

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

That's actually the Aztec calendar. It looks nothing like the Mayan calendar stone.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

The world won’t end in 2012, but the administration is doing everything it can to make it end in January of 2013.

[King Moonracer]

Atlas Mayan Shrugged??? Now I have the heebie-jeebies.

[gorush]

Damn! I’ll have to be a little more careful about what I steal from the internet. I feel kind of foolish now for thinking it was humorous.

[GrouchoTex]

No doubt, now I will just party like there’s no “to-MAYA”

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

It was humourous — no reason to feel even slightly foolish. I didn’t know the difference myself; until it was recently pointed out to me elsewhere.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Now, that would be prophetic!

[Ezekiel]

I’ll have to be a little more careful about what I steal from the internet. I feel kind of foolish now for thinking it was humorous.

Maya culpa.

[Average Al]

Even the Mayans couldn’t have accounted for the additional hell on earth due to Obama.

[Ezekiel]

"False rumors about the end of the world in 2012 have been commonplace on the Internet for some time. Many of these rumors involve the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 (it won’t), a comet causing catastrophic effects (definitely not), a hidden planet sneaking up and colliding with us (no and no), and many others," the government asserts in the post.

No mention of the most likely and obvious apocalyptic trigger, the one with the sister named Maya.

[melsec]

Didn’t believe in this stuff until right now - if these lot say it isn’t going to end then we are all screwed.

Signing off from under the couch,

Mel

[NormsRevenge]

maybe not,, but even the Mole People are still a little edgy, they remember last time. 8-o

[depressed in 06]

Global warming or the world will end! I will go with the Mayans, they have more credibility.