I almost want them to get a Union, then let her go beg for a raise/promption.
Lib: Mr. Manager, I have worked here for X years and have been stepping up, can I get a promotion?
Manger: Sorry, Steve has been employed here longer and has seniority, he get's the promoting next.
Lib: But Steve is late every day and hardly does any work.
Manager: Well, now that we have the union, that is out of my control. The Union say Steve is next based on seniority.
Lib: Well, can I get a raise than?
Manager: no. According to the Union contract, you will get a 10 cent raise next year.
The best part is that her ten cent raise will be accompanied by fifteen cents an hour in union dues.