The liberals would be impressed if you claimed the cow was: (1) a rescue from a meat-packing plant, and (2) an environmentally friendly grass clipper.
The chicken could be: (1) ditto rescue, (2) an organic insect remover
Whaddayathink? :>)
Actually, I'd prefer a goat to a cow for "environmentally friendly grass clipper." Plus with any luck at all, maybe a goat could help me with the poison ivy problem that is proliferating along the margins of my property.
But it's all a pipe dream... unless I move to new digs in a more rural setting! Where I live now, I'm not zoned for farm animals of any description. Unfortunately. :^)