So, why do whites prefer black pianos and blacks prefer white pianos? Hmmm, idiot professor?
I prefer white meat, and dark chocolate. Am I a hypocrite?
“White meat turkey has no taste. Its slabs of dry, fibrous material are more like cardboard conveyances, useful only for transporting flavorsome food like stuffing and gravy from plate to mouth.”
Don’t know who’s been doing Rosenbaum’s Thanksgiving Turkey, but my white meat turkey always comes out nice and juicy. Maybe his cook is a racist!
Somebody's only had overcooked turkey his whole life.
He’s upset at MooLatte, because it sounds too much like Mulatto. Wait until he finds out the cleaner they’ve been dispensing to so many Hispanic maids, etc., is called “Spic and Span.”
Brown meat turkey tasks gross to me. Almost slimy.
What’s it mean if you have lots of black powder in your stash, but no white powder?
Couldn’t afford turkey this year. Never gave this stupid idea a thought. It’s about as demented as saying that people don’t like black cats or dogs because of racism. Or that babies are racist because they look longer at White faces (or is it Black faces?)
Never ate truffles! Like cheese, which is white. Prefer white wine over red. Must be a racist!
I like white turkey meat, but I also like fried chicken and watermelon.... does that balance it out??
The very next time my boat mechanic comes by, he’s Black, I am going to offer him a white meat turkey sandwich, just to see what he does.
Will he eat it, vomit at it’s sight, scream at it, beat it up, burn it, riot over it, accuse me of being a member of the KKK and run like heck?
I think I’ll wait until he is done working on my boat, but give him the sandwich right before I would have paid him. ;>)
I am starting to think that I need a T-shirt that reads, “I am not a racist — I HATE EVERYONE.
I prefer dark meat turkey and loathe white bread.
Does this mean I’m self-hating?
This morning I chopped up left-over white and dark meat together, threw it in a skillet with onions and potatoes. Does that make me a psychopath?
A little concerning.
My daughter and I both like the dark turkey meat. Does thin mean we need to be leary of the prospects for “jungle fever?”
While I’m a single male, she’s got two little kids and is married to a decent guy!
I’d be curious to find out if there are any libs anywhere who having read Rosenbaum’s thoroughly demented, Onionesque screed who would name it as such? Maybe I’m a dope for thinking that libs have any integrity. When a few Pubbie pols made stupid statements concerning rape and God’s will, they were jumped on by all sorts of conservatives. But when lib scribblers and pols write or say the stupidest things, nary a peep can be heard from the herd of liberal brethren. Are they all this obtuse? I know...another stupid question.
Birds (chickens, turkeys) that do not fly south in the winter have white meat.
Birds that do fly south (dove, duck) do have dark meat.
Birds that have dark meat and are held in “bird slavery”, like penned up ducks and doves do not turn their meat white.
I’m sure there is a racial angle in there somewhere that will blame it on whitey.
And if I put bacon on my cheeseburger, does that mean that I hate the middle eastern death cult that slices heads off living Jews and makes videos of it to post on Youtube for other bearded savage cultists to watch while eating halal popcorn?
I find this to be richly rewarding, yet uncommonly smooth.
So “moolatte” is racist, and the nutritionist who got fired for recommending that people eat watermelon was racist and the Milky Way is racist cuz the stars are white and if you like chocolate ice cream you are racist and if you are breathing and “white” you are racist.
I’m guessing I’m islamophobic since I like ham instead of turkey for Thanksgiving...? And, bacon too.
If I prefer white meat doesnt it mean I hate my own race? That’s it, I’m a race cannibal.
Seriously, there was a time when people who thought like the author wouldn’t have been considered for a decent job.