To: Indy Pendance
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
I'm planning on having a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
To: Tijeras_Slim
Does the Russian phrase book detail the best Vodka?
To: Tijeras_Slim
Only “one” issue of prophylactics ?
45 posted on
11/25/2012 4:24:12 PM PST by
onona
(It's a good day to celebrate life)
To: Tijeras_Slim
60 posted on
11/25/2012 4:56:13 PM PST by
Mr. Silverback
(Cigarettes are like squirrels: Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Add-in a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar, and you’re off to the races. LOL.
63 posted on
11/25/2012 4:59:01 PM PST by
Carriage Hill
(America - a great idea while it lasted.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Spot on Major Kong. Ride ‘er all the way down.
To: Tijeras_Slim
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. I'm planning on having a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Major Kong approved.
86 posted on
11/25/2012 5:39:42 PM PST by
Disambiguator
(America chose...poorly.)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson