Safe efficient natural gas, *BOOM*
In my experience, most nat gas explosions are due to criminal activity or inept work by union pipeline contractors.
obama speaks:
“Under my plan, since natural gas is so dangerous, I am immediately banning the production and distribution of all natural gas in the USA. Coal and oil are is also banned. Only electricity is allowed. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving and a much safer end of the year, now that I have made it safer for you!”