Sandra Fluke Now Has a Human Right to Taxpayer-Financed Birth Control

Townhall ^ | 11/23/2012 | Daniel Mitchell

[dfwgator]

“My Body....My Choice...Your Money.”

[NautiNurse]

dramatically improve the lives of women and children in poor countries.

The U.S. is definitely a poor country these days.

[P-Marlowe]

Of course all these “Human Rights” only apply to non-Muslim countries and non-Muslim Humans (if there is such an animal).

[Iron Munro]

The Fluker is affectionally known as “The Town Pump”.

[jdsteel]

1984. When do we get the Soma?

[keats5]

Now that there’s a “human right” to free birth control, can we not at least ask Obamacare to defund any abortions without the pregnant woman first demonstrating she used her free birth control?

[Ohioan]

What the House of Representatives should seriously consider, is a provision in all Welfare Type Appropriations--that is where unearned benefits are provided to anyone--there is a prerequisite that the person agree not to vote in the next election for Federal Offices. If the person still votes, the benefits cease, and they get a month in jail. (There is an obvious conflict of interest situation in this.)

The men enjoying Miss Fluke's favors should be paying for her birth control, not the taxpayers.

William Flax

[maddog55]

Maybe reverse the trend and see what happens, abort the mother keep the child.

[Carriage Hill]

Can I trade some credits for some Quaaludes, instead?

[bigbob]

Yep - they got the job done. “They Won”. We lost. Again.

Tired of this crap? Let’s fix it like we did in 2010. Or will we just return to being the great silent majority again?

[morphing libertarian]

At noon I am going into Carls JR and declaring my right to a free Famous Star burger. I’ll ask the UN to back me up. Somebody pass a blue helmet.

[dfwgator]

At noon I am going into Carls JR and declaring my right to a free Famous Star burger.

Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl's Jr.: You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl's Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl's Jr.: I said I didn't get any!
Carl's Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: What? Oh no, NO!
[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "WARNING! Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism"]
Carl's Jr. Computer: I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: Come on! My kids are starvin'!
Carl's Jr. Computer: [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a fast-acting tranquilizer in her face] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "---- You, I'm Eating."
[Joe approaches the computer]
Carl's Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

[morphing libertarian]

LOL.

I worked near the Carls Jr at Franklin and Florin in Sacramento.

Went in one day at noon and was told they were not taking orders because the computers were down.

I asked the asst mgr why they didn’t take my order, write it down, write down how much I give them and how much change they gave me.

He said they didn’t know how to do that.

[skinkinthegrass]

BMK

[mjp]

the United Nations has decided that contraception is a human right. Not just a human right, a universal human right.

All such economic rights involve a contradiction. If my right to contraception entails a right to your labor or its product, them you cannot have a right of liberty or property.You then become a rightless creature, who functions by my or society's permission.Free contraception for one part of the population means slave labor for the rest

[kevinm13]

F*** Sandra Fluke.

Sorry, DON’T F*** Sandra Fluke so we don’t have to pay for her birth control.

[dfwgator]

Sorry, DON’T F*** Sandra Fluke so we don’t have to pay for her birth control.

And for your penicillin shots.

[jdsteel]

Only if you are talking about the lead singer character in the Tubes song “White Punks On Dope” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkdQyyChTlw&feature=youtube_gdata_player