Note to self, if I see an endangered species where there was none, shoot, shovel, shutup.
I remember about a year and a half ago when someone (who may or may not be a co-worker of mine) came into the shop with a spotted owl stuck in the grill of his truck. We pondered what to do with it (with one idiot wanting to post pictures of it on Farcebook) and finally did just that - buried it.