John Barleycorn claims another victim.
1 posted on
11/21/2012 12:37:55 PM PST by
GSWarrior
To: GSWarrior
shattering the glass he was carrying in his left pants pocket. Unexpected.
2 posted on
11/21/2012 12:46:51 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Are you getting ready for the Advent Kitteh?)
To: GSWarrior
To: GSWarrior
fell on an empty glass of beer It was either a glass of beer or it was empty -- it can't be both!
6 posted on
11/21/2012 1:11:53 PM PST by
Da Bilge Troll
(Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
To: GSWarrior
Wow, okay, I'm not carrying empty glasses of beer in my pocket anymore... ummm, WAIT!... I never do that anyway... Besides, I'm trying to imagine exactly how I would have to fall and land in order to break a glass that did happen to be in my pocket, such that the glass shards could be driven deep into my leg or abdomen and sever my femoral vein/artery. The only thing I can come up with is if I took a flyin' swandive out of a second story window and landed on rocks below. Just sayin'. The cops might want to look at this cockamamie story very, very closely.
To: GSWarrior
Are you hppy to see me or is that a glass of beer you have in your pocket?
Rolled up newspaper or a banana would have been a better idea.
10 posted on
11/21/2012 1:17:05 PM PST by
Venturer
To: GSWarrior
Note to self: Never put a beer glass in your pocket.
12 posted on
11/21/2012 1:21:10 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: GSWarrior; Lazamataz; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Attention shoppers: The young widow is now available!
15 posted on
11/21/2012 1:25:25 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: GSWarrior
At the risk of being mean-I think the deceased deserves a Darwin nomination-that was realy, really dumb...
20 posted on
11/21/2012 1:37:13 PM PST by
Texan5
("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
To: GSWarrior
Interesting that it’s not an “empty glass”, but an “empty glass of beer”! Sad for the man’s family, including the newly widowed newlywed bride.
21 posted on
11/21/2012 1:39:04 PM PST by
MortMan
(I will be true to my principles.)
To: GSWarrior
Well we know two things for sure. Since it was in Brazil it was caused by global warming and of course, it was Bush’s fault.
22 posted on
11/21/2012 1:40:44 PM PST by
Cyman
To: GSWarrior
Some ‘old’ comedian (Skelton?) had a routine of a drunk with a bottle of whiskey in his pocket.
Someone pushes him down and he gets up and feels liquid on his arse.
Crying, he says damn, the guy with him says “Quit moving around and the bleeding will slow down”...
“BLOOD? Thank God, it is only blood”.
23 posted on
11/21/2012 1:53:15 PM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98 "Hope in one hand and $hiite in the other and see which fills up first".)
To: GSWarrior
not celebrating the groom dying, but this may have just been the happiest married man ever.
27 posted on
11/21/2012 7:57:15 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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