Here is my plan.
There will now only be 4 holidays.
One around now. Everybody gets time off paid.
One around March/April. Everybody gets time off paid.
One around July. Everybody gets time off paid.
One early in October. Everybody gets time off paid.
They will all be referred to as “The Holiday Season”.
No mention of religions. No remembrances. No mention of ANYTHING other than the Great Deals you can get.
Could go with - all year - everyone gets time off paid.
Hussein's plan.
I don’t know if you have school aged children or not...but let me catch you up on the current holidays:
Christmas = Winter Break
Easter = Spring Recess
Columbus Day = Autumn Break
I’m not kidding. This is what is published in the school calendar.