“Wow! Everything looks lovely! It is amazing what we all can do when we work together. I mean, Obama was right, you didn’t do that, we all did. So, your welcome for my contribution.”
I’m surrounded by liberals, so I tend to just smile and say “Well, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.” When they boast about all the miracles Obama’s going to perform, I smile again and say “I hope you’re right. We’ll just have to wait and see.” (Meanwhile, I’m saving money, paying down debt, and stockpiling rice and beans, because I think we’re heading for harder times yet.)
Hilarious!
Here’s me to my loser college aged nephews...
Oh I see you got another tatoo. I heard the first lady say the other day if you get a tatoo of your favorite fruit or vegetable, you can use your food stamps to pay for it.
How about just showing up in your “Impeach Obama”, “Obama stole the election”, “Obama Bin Lyin” and “Our Kenyan President” T-shirts?
Subtle but not too subtle for the leftie “challenged” brain....lol.
Don't go.
“What the heck are all you doing in this comfortable house with a nice meal prepared? You didn’t MAKE any of this — now, pack it all up and take it to the nearest food bank or soup kitchen! NOW!
“You don’t want to be seen as hypocrites do you?”
I’ve already told my obama supporting relatives that they are no longer welcome in my home and I will bother them with my presence in their homes.
I moved to Texas. None of my relatives here voted communist. We’re going to have a wonderful Thanksgiving AND Christmas without any lib talking points to be heard.
LOL. I made need this.
Simple solution - have Thanksgiving Dinner at home
Open carry.
How about going through their house helping yourself to whatever you need? If they have anything that you don’t have, feel free to redistribute it. For example, let’s say your liberal family has a 60” LCD, but you only have a 40”. Feel free to grab one of their 20” computer monitors to even things out. Or, let’s say you’re a bit low on gas after driving to their house. Get out a siphon and take what you need from their cars. It’s only fair!
Save Thanksgiving and improve the gene pool at the same time by not marrying into that crowd.
Problem solved.
I don’t associate with communists. I have a couple of relatives - I don’t talk with them or associate with them in any way. There is no such thing as a friend who is a communist, in my book. A friend will look out for a friend, and not harm you - how can a friend be a communist? It would be like saying, I have a friend in the KGB, or a friend who is a concentration camp guard, really? A “friend”?
Forgot the most important line in being around liberal reletives (if yoyu must), “I’ll have another drink please”.
Believe me, I speak from experience. After five or six they become almost tolerable.
I’m taking our new shipment of Rush’s Two If By Tea to our Thanksgiving get together, but we are all conservatives. Consider taking a six pack of Rush’s tea to dinners with lib relatives.
Seriously, the best rebuke for lib relatives is to take advantage of time’s wear on us all —just continue to try to live as honorable, humble, traditional Christian Americans year after year after year, whoever is President, whatever the season, whatever the economy. Help serve; help with the dishes. Don’t sit around and whine. Don’t get drunk. Remember your blessings. Find joy in the day spent with the ones you love.
They aren’t invited this year
Here is how I do it.
Oh gee, sorry.. Busy that day.
If I went, me, my wife and kids may be the only survivors.