[martin_fierro]

Dear Leader’s 50 percent landslide last week.

Hey, Howie: THEY LOST.

Been meaning to leave that message on the Chump Line, but have been too busy working to support the Welfare State.

[raccoonradio]

But what happened to the Romney landslide Dick Morris
promised us...

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“Hey, what happened to the ten inches you promised me
last night?”—female anchor to male meteorologist after
a failed snowfall prediction on the news.