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LOL. When my cousin (lived next ranch over) and I were teenagers, we wanted a swimming pool. My grandfather gave us shovels and said ‘Start digging’. We got pretty far along, and had this medium sized hole with 4 piles of sand on the sides.
Well, the police helicopters kept flying low over our ranch for awhile, and one day the Sheriff showed up and wanted to know why we were digging such a large grave.
So, it wouldn’t be the first time. ;)