"The economy is so bad James Bond switches from Heineken to Colt 45. "
Now THAT'S scary!
Heard an interesting comment by one of the financial people on cable. When the economy was bad before, stores like Macy’s and Kohl’s would say their customers are trending down to Wal Mart. But now, the economy is so bad that Wal Mart said that their customers are trending down to DOLLAR STORE! I kid you NOT!
Is Leno having a “Dennis Miller” conversion?
rules for funny radicals
using comedy as a deflection
I like Leno’s joke about heading for a fiscal cliff and then we elect a person with the slogan,” FORWARD ! “
“The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen. That’s how bad it’s gotten.” That joke had Chrissie tingling.
“shaken. not stirred........
This Jay Leno, the very same owner of the equivalent of an LA freeway traffic jam of expensive motor vehicles, is a comic who has figured out how to make a magnificent living berating other people, especially high profile wealthy ones like himself. What a great gig this guy has copied from the masters like Johnny Carson, Ernie Kovacs and Steve Allen.
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The economy is so bad, women can’t afford batteries, the upside is husbands don’t hear...”I’ve got a headache” anymore.
Were a Republican in office, the jokes would start months before, becoming ingrained into the popular culture. Wouldn't surprise me at all if mainstream media networks will now start to cover more closely--the economy, the impact of Obamacare, and who knows--maybe even Benghazi.
Go Leno!
Is he trying to get fired?
The economy is so bad my social security check was an IOU.
The economy is so bad the garbage collectors are dropping off food.
Leno is funny. Letterman is hateful.
Leno-”Both parties in Washington now agree that our country is headed toward a ‘fiscal cliff.’ The bad news: We just elected a guy whose campaign slogan was ‘Forward.’”
Leno = putz = not funny for decades
Letterman = pervert = just creapy = was he EVER funny???