[real saxophonist]

I actually lasted 9 months working at Walmart. I made $9 an hour. I asked for a raise, to $27 an hour, because I was doing three people's worth of work.

Instead, I got this:
Mr. Smiley is holding up the wrong finger.

[Brown Deer]

I actually lasted 9 months working at Walmart...
...because I was doing three people's worth of work.

You wouldn't have lasted that long in a union shop. They don't appreciate hard workers taking work away from others.