Posted on 11/14/2012 9:03:56 AM PST by marktwain
Cats of all varieties can be unpredictable. Researchers who have radio collared mountain lions are generally amazed at how close they operate among humans, invisibly. But at the same time, they may suddenly decide to attack a person.
Did he yell out, “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before shooting?
STAN
Hey! It wasn’t coming right for us! It
was just sitting there!
JIMBO
SHHH! Not so loud!! Now that there’s just
a technicality.
KYLE
What d’ya mean?
JIMBO
You see boys, the Democrats have passed a
lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
CARTMAN
Democrats piss me off!
JIMBO
They say we can’t shoot certain animals
anymore unless they’re posing an
immediate threat. Therefore, before we
shoot something, we have to say; “It’s
coming right for us!”
STAN
Wow, you’re smart, Uncle Jimbo!
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