I’d be cooking bacon in the break room microwaves to fill the air with the smell. If they ask, I’ll tell them it’s turkey bacon. They can’t touch it or taste it, it’s against their creed, so they won’t know the difference.
I’d have BLTs every day and make giant sloppy pulled pork sandwiches. It’ll be delicious!
The Muslims are allowed to lie to non-Muslims (taqqiyah). Why can’t I lie right back at them?
I live about a half mile from Clemens Quality Meats. They run 3500 hogs through here a day. I think we can find pork parks in copious amounts to use as ammo. Have a spud cannon....that might work....Parent company of Hatfield Quality Meats.
I’m with you...I’d be fly their flag upside down and be agitating my tush off.....this is OUR country. No Sharia, NO HOW, no WAY! That’s where I believe this will really get ugly for foreigners here. When they try and shove sharia down our throats.