Doubling down on failure
They're STILL overpriced!
I know I will get flamed from Hell...
I like Ellen Degeneres. I have from the 80’s.
These people are beyond stupid.
Black Friday, good Sunday, Bad Staurday, who really cares anymore! Let these idiots continue to lower their prices to actually sell their products. You know, if they had there products priced appropriately, they would have already sold.
Times are tough and the idea that these kind of sales would actually spur growth is ludicrous. Their business managers ought to be fired with prejudice! Sorry, this year, your sales will be minimal and you will have to adjust.
Hey you stupid business folks - we are still trying to recover from a depression (you know when most folks still are counting their dollars) and you only want them to spend some more of their hard earned money on you (bunch of creepy folks)! Most of you have no idea about what is going on but I’d bet after this year you will finally figure it out!
Our Government is screwing us and we have no money to support your businesses! Just go away!
Apparently it’s more difficult to sell JCPs than Apples.
1st prize, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show. 2nd prise, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show and you are forced under guard to attend. 3rd prize, a free ticket to an Ellen Degenerate show and you are forced to send your daughter for a sleep over with Ellen and “friends”. 4th prize,.....
Not ever shopping at Gay C Penney’s ever again.
PS. JCP must be really close to bankruptcy that they couldn’t get tickets to a show by a famous TV personality, only Ellen Degenerate!
The past year's stock performance of the pro-sodomy J.C. Penney.
Ellen Degenerate or Sodomy Street..... how to decide?
They really have to push this right up to the very end.
Another prize is a lifetime family membership to obama's favorite Chicago bath house PLUS a day alone there with him, for the guys in the family!
when will they learn that the Filthy 1% isn't enough to save them???