Kelley gets anonymous e-mails saying “I saw you touch him provocatively on the leg” and she goes to her FBI pal? She doesn’t go to her Internet provider or the local police? And then her FBI pal turns it over to a cyber crimes unit in the FBI? Nope. Another nice try.
“Frank, I have some e-mails here that I want your cyber crimes unit to look at.”
“OK. Let’s see ‘em. ‘Stay away from him’? ‘I saw you touch him under the table provocatively’? This is it?”
“Yeah. What do you think?”
“I think if you ever bother me with nonsense like this again, I’m gonna lock you out of your own computer. Go do some real work.”
Chapman