[ImJustAnotherOkie]

If this were a movie, only Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau could get to the bottom of it.

[JimSEA]

Clouseau would fit the “crimes” but to get to to bottom of multiple adulteries, perhaps the UK could lend us Tom Barnaby.

[Aquamarine]

Inspecter Clouseau: I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.