[MrB]

“It’s like chess.”

Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how well you play chess,
the pigeon just knocks over the pieces,
craps on the board,
utters unintelligible, vaguely obscene sounds,
and struts around like he won.

[superloser]

That is true in some cases, less true in others.

In arguing with many liberals, I've gotten them to confess they would cast a ballot for none other than Barry Goldwater.

Would you consider that a success?