Pre customs protocol: take 2 or 3 viagra, wait 40 minutes. Put on sheer leotards and cowboy boots. Maybe a cowboy hat.
Before entering the customs check, watch 20 minutes of sloppy delicious porn on a portable player in a phone bank. Get really good and revved up to FULL SALUTE, if ya know what I mean. Bring things around to as they were when you were 14.
Enter the customs area, full salute. Continue impure thoughts.
As you approach the pat down, flare your eye-balls wide like Liberace, and flounce a bit.
GRIN REALLY WIDE.
They’re trying to condition and degrade you a little, right? Why not share the love?
Sitting here laughing and laughing! Very good! :-)
Pre customs protocol: take 2 or 3 viagra,wait 40 minutes. Put on sheer leotards and cowboy boots. Maybe a cowboy hat.
Before entering the customs check,watch 20 minutes of sloppy delicious porn on a portable player in a phone bank. Get really good and revved up to FULL SALUTE,if ya know what I mean. Bring things around to as they were when you were 14.
Enter the customs area,full salute. Continue impure thoughts.
As you approach the pat down,flare your eye-balls wide like Liberace,and flounce a bit.
GRIN REALLY WIDE.
They’re trying to condition and degrade you a little,right? Why not share the love?”
Do this at the airport. Pretend to be embarrassed when they try to “pat” you down...
(ROTFLMAO :D )