How’s about them Evangelical Jews? Are they OK To vote for, or not! /s
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well...are you religious or atheist?”
He said, “Religious.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
He said, “Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said, “Baptist!”
I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said, “Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879,or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
- Emo Phillips
” The Republicans better forget getting the evangelical Christian Catholic vote. Cannot vote for a Baptist - too strict, Cannot vote for a Catholic - don’t agree with their teaching, Cannot vote for a Mormon - they are a cult, Cannot vote for mainline Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian candidate - too liberal in their thinking, will vote for a Muslim because the liberal news media say that is acceptable. “
a number of Freepers here felt more comfortable during the election campaign denigrating Romney than attacking Obama. their fear and hatred of mormonism is so great that they would rather have a Muslim-hiding-in-plain sight as their president. i guess they believe that should Romney have been elected that he would have made mormonism the state religion, much as Romney did when he was governor of Massachusetts [sarc] forcing everyone to don their magic underwear.
Romney was so fearful, i believe, in antagonizing the independent voter because of BO’s and the MSM’s portrait of him as an extremist: rich, and white, and a hater of women and the middle class, that he failed to forcefully challenge BO in the debates and on the campaign trail.
i believe that Newt Gingrich would have never allowed this to happen, but i do not regret that i voted for Romney over BO.
i think we live in a new America where those who are takers of the federal dole now exceed the 47 percent Romney was accused of writing off.