It’ll be between the Hilderbeast and the Wookie-beast. No white males need apply. And don’t think the Wookie-beast wants to leave our White House.
And the Repubs will run a dream ticket of Jeb Bush/Romney or maybe Romney/McCain. Of course, if Chris Kristie-Kreme is still around, he could fit on a good solid Establishment Repub ticket.
I don’t think anyone could improve on the sarc/Nightmare Scenario of dream tickets as you just laid them out.