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Or, you could join the great State of Pennsylvania. We would become the largest dairy and beef producer in the US, and one of the largest wine and produce states as well (actually, probably the largest after Mexifornia goes their own way...)

To sweeten the deal: We are ceding FilthyDelphia to New Jersey. They haven't decided whether to call it "Christieville," "West Camden," or "New Ho Chi Minh City" (the folks in East Camden, NJ think "Ho Chi Minh" is the name of a female Chinese rapper. Idiots.) Irrelevant: we'll be building the same height and perimeter of wall to keep them out when their liberal paradise implodes regardless of what they call it. And the good news: we will keep the Republican half of the Rooney family and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Just think about it. I believe we could bring in most of Ohio south of "The Mistake on the Lake."