Romney Expresses Stunning Confidence: I’ve Only Written a Victory Speech

The Blaze ^ | Nov 6, 2012 | Billy Hallowell

[Islander7]

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is stunningly confident just hours before polls close in localities across America. Publicly expressing just how cool and collected he is leading up to the epic conclusion to the 2012 race, he bravely told reporters that he’s “only written one speech at this point” — a victory address.

Romney also shared the length of his speech: 1,118 words. “Intellectually,” the candidate claims that he’s believed he would be the victor for quite some time now. Additionally, he said that his final campaign appearances today invigorated him and gave him the final jolt he needed to know full-well that triumph is on the horizon, CNN reports.

[Islander7]

Contrary to Romney’s confidence, President Barack Obama is being cautious. He told a Denver FOX affiliate that he has two speeches prepared.

[Cosmo]

He also doesnt need a teleprompter to deliver a concession speech.

[smoothsailing]

Contrary to Romney’s confidence, President Barack Obama is being cautious. He told a Denver FOX affiliate that he has two speeches prepared.

So he's lugging around two sets of teleprompters?

[maxamillion]

LOL

[albie]

Damn funny! Actually 3 sets. One to explain to Moochele.

[oyez]

He also doesnt need a teleprompter to deliver a concession speech

It would go something like, "America, you just screwed yourself beyond all possible hope! Somebody get me outa' here."

[dubyajam]

I’m a Romney girl and I just felt a tingle go up my leg!!!

[mtrott]

Yeah, a concession speech can be pretty short.

[wastedyears]

Romney better demand a recount with a lot of people watching over shoulders.