Not only will it shock and amaze the pundits, it's going to leave the rank and file left absolutely shaken and rattled. After four years of the Ministry of Truth creating a completely fictional narrative about The One, they're simply not going to believe that he didn't win.
They're not going to know what hit them.
If it does go well tomorrow night, can we make up a list of pollsters, pundits and putrid poseurs in the media who must be voted off the island?
Pretty please?