Posted on 11/05/2012 2:32:13 PM PST by Fudd Fan
Mark explains it ALL and boy do we NEED him!!
Levin Frinks List:
Welcome back, FF! Hope you & Mr FF are doing okay. Can you tell us what happened to you during Sandy? Is there anything you need?
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximise space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t.
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people,
(7) don’t smoke or drink,
(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,
(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
The Mgmt (sort of)
Fuddie - you’re BACK!
We MISSED you!!
THE GREAT-ONE *PING*
Now 3 hours!
If you want on (or off) the *PING* List, post on this thread or FReepMail me.
Mark Levin Show streaming links list.
http://radio.findanisp.com/radio-show.php?show=309
Mark’s Official stream:
http://www.marklevinshow.com/sectional.asp?id=32930
or
http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=1057
updated streams
WABC: http://wm-eon.vitalstreamcdn.com/live_eonwmss_vitalstream_com_abc-wabcam1
WMAL: http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=1057
WCBC: http://64.72.123.82:9960/listen.pls
KABC: http://www.kabc.com/article.asp?ID=649447
From the great state of Illinois: http://cities929.com/index.php
and now from Melbourne, Florida— WMMB: http://www.wmmbam.com/pages/live1.html
Mark is now on live at www.sirius.com on Patriot 144 (after Hannity)!
http://www.sirius.com
On XM166, America Right:
http://www.xmradio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=166
A great site for many streaming talkies:
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/?b=nowplaying&category=1
This one does all 3 hours:
http://www.am1100.tv/#
This stations stream should be up.
http://www.1290kkar.com/
For those on dial-up, courtesy of FReeper hattend:
http://gateway.andohs.net/player/?sid=1057&nid=2920
FReeper smokingfrog suggests:
http://nyc01.egihosting.com/7544
If you can update any of the above links, please let FuddFan know.
Call the show 1-877-381-3811
Be sure to catch Marks latest rant at http://www.wabcradio.com/rant
Fudd Fan does not guarantee any of the above links to work at any given time.
Thanks, c_h. We had power out for 111 hours, came back on Saturday morning. We were coping very well with the generator except for the increasingly dire gas situation. Minimal damage to the side of our house from very large fallen branch.
Lets be nimble, Lets be quick, Make Barrack history on November sixth.
Someone wants to have some tea... BRB
Thank goodness all is OK Fuddy. There was a lot of concern for your safety here.
Glad to here you’re okay. Do you do Twitter?
HIIIIIYA FF - welcome back - we missed you
Hidy Ho Neighbor
How is FR working for everyone today?
It seems marginally faster.
Will probably crash tomorrow.
Hi dancusa!
Will have some tea!
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