Hey, my Conspiracy Theory is making the rounds. Just heard on Jeff Kuhner.
The brave lil injun gal is all alone out there in the big woods. Tell me, Palefaces of Norumbega, does Princess Fauxcahontas actually have a shot? And if you answer "Yes," please have your drinking water analyzed.
And if "Yes," also increase shipments of hospital blankets, have Standish renew retaliatory raids, and stop all Pilgrim-Indian dating.
The brave lil injun gal is all alone out there in the big woods. Tell me, Palefaces of Norumbega, does Princess Fauxcahontas actually have a shot? And if you answer "Yes," please have your drinking water analyzed.
And if "Yes," also increase shipments of hospital blankets, have Standish renew retaliatory raids, and stop all Pilgrim-Indian dating.