I agree, hunting is an effort, an adventure, get dirty!
Lots of places to do that in Texas. There are also lots of places where the deer population is so high, so destructively high, that harvesting deer is more akin to culling Canada Geese at a golf course. It is not a contest where one can cheat, but just prudent property management.
They all cook up the same.
I can shoot all the deer legally from my back window. I don't even have to go outside, just raise the window and "bang". Now if I could just get the wife to go and cut them up.