“And here, girls, we have an example of the subspecies, ‘Narcissistic Athlete.’ Having grown bored with admiring the muscular definition of his buttocks in his full-length bedroom mirror, he has chosen to expose the view to all of us, as if we’ve never changed a diaper. You will notice that he also has a carefully-packaged p3nis, of which he must be very proud, or he’d have kept it to himself. Other male humans also have them, but none so marvellous as his, at least to him.”
Just a thought ...
Fortunately, my girls were doing their best to see the waterfall and looked right past him.