[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Gee-wonder who was behind suspicious package?
That wascally Tea Party. /s

[Does so]

"...Gee-wonder who was behind suspicious package,,,?"

Obama's lawyers carry them when extra time is needed to carry out voter fraud.

:-/

"...what is wrong with an absentee ballot...?"

My understanding is that absentee ballots haven't reversed elections—a good reason to eliminate them—IMO).