Whoraldo has been tweeting about his valiant efforts to find a generator to order to save the beloved fish in his koi pond.
You can’t make this stuff up!
http://twitchy.com/2012/11/03/douche-of-the-day-geraldo-rivera-scrambles-to-find-generator-for-his-koi-pond/
I’m pretty sure there’s a generator for Whoraldo in Al Capone’s vault.