As time passed, you'd see more and more people wandering down the hall to the vending machines with a turkey basted load with salt water every time they wanted a soda. Eventually, there was a thick crust of salt on the front of the vending machine under the coin slot, but for some reason, the vending company kept loading it up with sodas.
One night it burst into flames.
Go figure.
Were you in culinary school? How many students kept a turkey baster in their dorm?