[Smokin' Joe]

I lost a couple of signs to thieves during a special election here. The replacements were surrounded with relatively fresh examples of canine excrement, just so the next thief could mess up their shoes (and hopefully car and/or home carpet). The signs stayed put.

[from occupied ga]

I routinely rub poison ivy on my yard signs. Just have to remember to wear disposable gloves when I remove them :-)