We are proactively dealing with the situation as I speak. I have just signed an Executive Order to ban all full size candy bars within the entire New York Metropolitan areas. My emergency staff is also looking at the dangers imposed by so-called "Fun Size" candy bars. These are the "Saturday Night Specials" of candy bars, and while smaller, they inevitably lead to hard candy.
posted on 10/31/2012 4:48:13 AM PDT
I wonder if Obama will use his recently enacted doctrine of food and materials confiscation in a disaster scenario, redistribution in effect.
All eyes are on Obama and what he says and does, millions wish for him to be a leader and even more millions wish for him to just STFU and stay out of the way of real leaders and heroes.
posted on 10/31/2012 4:57:59 AM PDT
by Eye of Unk
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